There’s not much that is more American than cooking out on the 4th of July. Except maybe Hip-Hop. In honor of this American tradition, we are running a $250 Dirtiest Grill Contest. So send us a pic of your dirty grill for a chance to win $250. For some grill inspiration, we have put together a Top Ten list of Grillz You Wish You Had.

#10 We’re going to start this mess off with a truck/grill combo. Tim Kowalec built this grill that is literally powered by a V-8 HEMI. I’m not kidding. This Hawg boasts to be able to cook 240 hot dogs in 3 minutes. Sure, maybe with a pit crew. My microwave can cook 2 hot dogs in 30 seconds, and there’s no diesel smell. Matt 1, Tim 0.

#9 I am certain that these teeth are real, just like I thought the WWF was real when I was a kid. But those gums are not. It looks like someone stuffed these very real teeth into a wad of Big League Chew (Original Flavor).

#8 I’m not sure the brand or if you can even buy this sucker, but it looks amazing. This grill is bigger than my garage, though it holds less chicken. I can count, like, 350 chicken pieces on there, plus dude is all sanitary with those ER gloves. Dude I’m referring to can’t be seen because he’s wearing camo. But he’s there. Cooking chicken pieces.

#7 Grillz Are For Kids. 2 birds with one stone – with this pacifier you can help your kid stay quiet and look classy all at the same time.

#6 Steve Buscemi. This guy took the snaggletooth to Hollywood and dared to dream. We have been mesmerized just as much by his acting prowess as that tooth that is always trying to escape. Where to? We’re not telling.

Feeling inspired yet? Enter our $250 Dirtiest Grill Contest before July 8th.

#5 Oh, Britney. First a shaved head, now a grill. Not that this doesn’t totally make her look street. Just more like Lousiana streets than, say, South Central. But I’ll listen to Toxic all day long, so who am I to talk?

#4 You can’t really talk about top grills without George Foreman. Healthy, easy-to-clean, and a subliminal message that one way or another, George is going to beat the fat out of you. Plus they can make George steaks, George chicken, George turkey links, the list goes on. A great answer for people in Seattle or Syracuse who can find nary a sunny sky to grill under. Congrats to the Champ at number 4.

#3 So the takeaways here are 1) Don’t mess with this guy’s grill, and 2) hot dogs are likely to be pretty small off this grill. I am probably going to get shot for writing that.

#2 I can’t leave out Lil Wayne, much as I might want to, but his mouth is worth more than my student loans. Shout if anyone knows what kind of toothbrush/rock polisher is needed to keep that grill in business. (dirtygrill@servicemagic.com) Love to get to the bottom of that one.

#1 So I’m an old softie communist. I know, I cut my lawn with a sickle and a hammer, but a community grill at your local park is pretty cool. It’s simple, solid, not fancy, but it gets the job done. I started grilling on a grill just like this, and my old man used to say that you dance with the one who brung you.

I hope you enjoyed this. Happy 4th. And if you want to win $250 for your next BBQ or teeth crunking, enter our Dirtiest Grill Contest before 1 pm Eastern on July 8th. Dirtiest grill pic takes the cash.